Aug. 12th, 2006 07:38 pm
agent_harkness: (poignant)
[personal profile] agent_harkness

I need a shag.

Date: 2006-08-12 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...Volunteers please form an orderly queue.

Date: 2006-08-12 09:44 am (UTC)
lyndawithay: (serious)
From: [personal profile] lyndawithay
I've imprisoned a good man for your sake. You had better be able to help him escape in turn.

Date: 2006-08-12 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*glares at you from corner*

...go away. i hate you. *emo*

Date: 2006-08-12 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*is getting increasingly bad-tempered and gun-twitchy*

You'd better have some decent intel on the Dream Police, pal.

*eyes harden*

Date: 2006-08-12 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
JACK! You're not dead!

As long as you cannot become pregnant, I offer myself for this task.

Date: 2006-08-12 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hold it, Professor.

According to Giac, Jack's not even real. Or something. He's a story, like Giac is.

He might have weird fictional babies!

Think this might have something to do with sock puppets? Am getting incredibly confused and need to go in a minute cos mum is turning up for visit.

Date: 2006-08-12 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I thought he got freed?

Really? What a complete bastard.

Your mum?

Date: 2006-08-12 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Make of


what you will.

He's meant to have intel on the DP's plan to invade us or something. Just debrief him before you shag him.

RL not Audrey

Date: 2006-08-12 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I was only offering, since he was all locked up and lonely and I have gone off women a bit.

Date: 2006-08-12 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, maybe you can seduce it out of him. He'll probably like that.

has to go

Date: 2006-08-12 10:39 am (UTC)
lyndawithay: (pensive)
From: [personal profile] lyndawithay
I think it has to do with this.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*responds in kind*

Oh, Jack. You're so sexy and masculine.

*kisses more*

Are you evil, by the way?

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I was supposed to ask you something.

Oh, wow. You are so skilled and artistic.

It was an important something.

That's nice as well.

About something really important.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You have such manly haaaaaaaands.

Take me, Time Agent.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*swears loudly and profusely*

You are the BEST HUMAN EVER, Jack.

*strokes your manly masculine muscles*

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*timegasms LIEK WOAH*

*purrs happily*

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Promise me you won't get pregnant, Jack. It's very important.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I will buy you anything you want. Just don't have a baby.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Beer and facts and beans. That sounds quite good.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Will there be facts now?

Lynda missed you, by the way.

Re: Aw yeah

Date: 2006-08-12 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
She did. She cried and everything. She was a bit angry, mind.

Date: 2006-08-13 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]



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