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Ohhhhhkay. *deep breath*

This all started when [livejournal.com profile] miss_gate disappeared. Given the, erm, altercation she was involved in, I suspected the Dream Police at once. Problem was, those guys are notoriously vicious. If I was gonna go after Them, I couldn't put anyone else at risk. That's why I had to get [livejournal.com profile] lyndawithay out of the way, hopefully where nobody would go looking for her. (Still sorry about the punch, Lynda - you didn't trust me an inch, with good reason, and there wasn't time to convince you.) Didn't quite work, though, since you all basically invaded [livejournal.com profile] arthur_gate's house, which ended up with him getting kidnapped too - even though he hadn't broken one of Their arbitrary "rules" about non-fraternisation between levels of reality.

*puts on Power Point presentation*

You can imagine the different levels of reality as floors in a building. Everybody thinks of the guys in the floor above as being more "real" than they are. [livejournal.com profile] de_seingalt is less "real" than, say, [livejournal.com profile] pfred, who is less real than [livejournal.com profile] agentcompassion.

(Anybody not following? Questions at the end.)

I tried to make a deal with [livejournal.com profile] them_from_there to find out what Their ultimate plan really is. I said I'd work for Them - turns out that meant They made me into a fictional character, like [livejournal.com profile] de_seingalt. If you like, they demoted me down one level of reality. It was like being a puppet. I keep my eyes and ears open, though.

Their mistake was that because Giac and I were now equally "real", he could swap himself for me. He couldn't tell Their plan without dying - They'd written that into him - but he knew I could, so the swap would be worth it.

He's one hell of a guy.

Anyway, their plan is this: They want to capture a "real" person, someone on the level of, say, [livejournal.com profile] qthewetsprocket. They think this will allow Them to break through the Fifth Wall and take over LiveJournal. It's a crazy plan, but it just might work.

Somehow, together, we have to think of a way to stop Them.

OK, questions.

Date: 2006-08-14 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorothee1887.livejournal.com
Right. This one. Cool.

So how are we going to sync this all up? I'm happy to hand over Ace to someone else just in case the story runs on beyond when I can be around timezone-wise. 'Cos you know, explosions.

Date: 2006-08-14 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Stuff seems to be happening now.

http://agent-harkness.livejournal.com/2676.html?thread=124532#t124532

Date: 2006-08-14 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
But, wait. Surely you should only be snowed when you're salt-pretending-to-be-ace-who-has been-captured? Salt-pretending-to-be-ace should just be salt with Ace's icon?

::brain explodes::

Date: 2006-08-14 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saltmarsh.livejournal.com
Wait a minute. OK.

In that case I take it that I am posting using Salt's LJ log-in with ace's icon? Or as Ace using Ace's log in but really it's me salt underneath. which is...

*brain stops*

Date: 2006-08-14 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I'm posting using Jonquil's LJ login-with Martha's icon (except that I forgot once already and had to delete ;-( ) until such time as I am captured, at which I will be using Jonquil's LJ icon with martha's snowed icon.

Perfectly clear, really.

Date: 2006-08-14 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saltmarsh.livejournal.com
Right...

*hurries off to rearrange user pics*

Date: 2006-08-14 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com
Here's your disguise. Good luck!

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Date: 2006-08-14 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Yeaaaaaaaa! Thank you!

Date: 2006-08-14 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Since Salt and I are both in disguise, we need a real person to interact with us. Volunteers?

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