Lynda with a y, when I think of you, a long long list of words comes into my head. "Idiot" isn't on it. "Pert", "Nymph", and "Gorgeous" are all there, but no "Idiot".
Lynda, listen. You have me totally wrong. The only motive I had for getting into that tea room was because I know I've caught ten_martha's eye. Why would I try to kidnap Penny from the TARDIS? I could've taken her any time she was in the house, without having to face its defences!
*looks hesitant for a moment* *tears streaming down face*
*angry* Don't lie to me.
Don't move. Keep your hands where i can see them.
If that's what you wanted, then why wouldn't you have said that to begin with? Why the whole 'Not you" business? Why wouldn't you have told me straight out?
And if you wanted to get into that room just to see Martha, why not just knock on the door? You wouldn't need to ask my help to get in there, unless you wanted to enter it by stealth, taking them by surprise.
There's something more going on here. You don't just need the baby, you need Reinette. And they're both in that room now, for the first time since she was born.
Explain why you acted the way you did, if you didn't plan to do that! Why ask me to help you get into that room?! You can talk to Martha without doing that; we all have!
OH PISH LIKE I'D EVER LET HIM STEAL REINETTE ALTHOUGH I CAN'T STOP HER GOING ON HER OWN IF SHE WANTS TO
BESIDES EVEN IF HE WAS UP TO SOMETHING ELSE HE'D TOTALLY NAIL THE FOUR-EYED FRECKLE-BOY JUST FOR A DISTRACTION OR SOMETHING JUST TO GET WHAT HE WANTED AND I REALLY WANNA SEE HIM SHAG THE DOCTOR SILLY
BESIDES...NEW WAVE! *ROCKS OUT TO DURAN DURAN AND THE CURE*
THE BABY'S BACK INSIDE REINETTE NOW AND THEY WON'T GET IT OUT AGAIN WITHOUT A BLISTERING FIGHT AND THAT'D BE A JOB THE WHOLE OF TORCHWOOD WOULDN'T LIKE I CAN TELL YOU
BESIDES REINETTE'S A BIG GIRL SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF MISS GATE'S BEEN TEACHING HER AIKIDO SHE'S REALLY GOOD I BET SHE COULD KICK JACK ACROSS MY WHOLE CONSOLE ROOM IF SHE WANTED TO
ANYWAY LYNDA IF THIS SUDDEN HOSTILITY IS INDICATIVE OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION THEN I HAVE PROGRAMS TO SOOTHE THAT YOU KNOW
TIME KNOWS I'VE SPENT ENOUGH BLOODY HOURS FIXING THAT FOR THE DOCTOR OVER THE PAST NINE HUNDRED YEARS
WELL JACK COULD HAVE STOLEN HER RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSES ANY TIME DURING THE PAST FEW WEEKS IF HE'D WANTED SO I DON'T THINK THAT'S HIS GAME NOT ATM ANYWAY
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Date: 2006-08-04 11:45 pm (UTC)Not me what? What is it?
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Date: 2006-08-04 11:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 02:39 am (UTC)...I'm such an idiot.
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Date: 2006-08-05 03:06 am (UTC)Lynda with a y, when I think of you, a long long list of words comes into my head. "Idiot" isn't on it. "Pert", "Nymph", and "Gorgeous" are all there, but no "Idiot".
What's the matter?
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Date: 2006-08-05 03:17 am (UTC)*draws laser on you*
Because I know why you wanted me to do that. The one reason you'd ask me to help you get into that room.
And here I trusted you.
I CARED, dammit.
That is why I'm an idiot.
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Date: 2006-08-05 08:34 am (UTC)Lynda, listen. You have me totally wrong. The only motive I had for getting into that tea room was because I know I've caught
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Date: 2006-08-05 02:53 pm (UTC)*angry* Don't lie to me.
Don't move. Keep your hands where i can see them.
If that's what you wanted, then why wouldn't you have said that to begin with? Why the whole 'Not you" business? Why wouldn't you have told me straight out?
And if you wanted to get into that room just to see Martha, why not just knock on the door? You wouldn't need to ask my help to get in there, unless you wanted to enter it by stealth, taking them by surprise.
There's something more going on here. You don't just need the baby, you need Reinette. And they're both in that room now, for the first time since she was born.
...please, tell me that I'm wrong.
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Date: 2006-08-05 10:24 pm (UTC)And I know you'd never hurt a fly.
*approaches slowly*
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Date: 2006-08-05 10:32 pm (UTC)*sadly* I want to believe you, but...
Explain why you acted the way you did, if you didn't plan to do that! Why ask me to help you get into that room?! You can talk to Martha without doing that; we all have!
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Date: 2006-08-05 10:37 pm (UTC)Give me the gun, Lynda.
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Date: 2006-08-05 10:41 pm (UTC)God, If you knew what I've done for you...
Explain.
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Date: 2006-08-05 09:34 am (UTC)*offers Lynda a bouquet of handpicked orchids*
*notices the laser*
...oh. Is this a bad time, darling?
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Date: 2006-08-05 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 12:51 am (UTC)CAN YOU GET ME BACK MY WHOLE NEW WAVE CD COLLECTION THAT K-9 ERASED FROM MY HARD DRIVE
THE LITTLE TIN TROGLODYTE?no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 04:25 am (UTC)OKEYDOKEY - DOWNLOAD THAT PUPPY AND I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN TO HELP YOU CATCH THE DOCTOR AND SHAG HIM ROTTEN
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Date: 2006-08-05 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 05:32 am (UTC)ALTHOUGH I CAN'T STOP HER GOING ON HER OWN IF SHE WANTS TOBESIDES EVEN IF HE WAS UP TO SOMETHING ELSE HE'D TOTALLY NAIL THE FOUR-EYED FRECKLE-BOY JUST FOR A DISTRACTION OR SOMETHING JUST TO GET WHAT HE WANTED
AND I REALLY WANNA SEE HIM SHAG THE DOCTOR SILLYBESIDES...NEW WAVE! *ROCKS OUT TO DURAN DURAN AND THE CURE*
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Date: 2006-08-05 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 06:15 am (UTC)BESIDES REINETTE'S A BIG GIRL SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF
MISS GATE'S BEEN TEACHING HER AIKIDO SHE'S REALLY GOOD I BET SHE COULD KICK JACK ACROSS MY WHOLE CONSOLE ROOM IF SHE WANTED TOANYWAY LYNDA IF THIS SUDDEN HOSTILITY IS INDICATIVE OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION THEN I HAVE PROGRAMS TO SOOTHE THAT YOU KNOW
TIME KNOWS I'VE SPENT ENOUGH BLOODY HOURS FIXING THAT FOR THE DOCTOR OVER THE PAST NINE HUNDRED YEARS
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Date: 2006-08-05 06:23 am (UTC)And I have had plenty of sex recently, thank you. For all the good it's done.
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Date: 2006-08-05 07:58 am (UTC)WELL JACK COULD HAVE STOLEN HER RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR NOSES ANY TIME DURING THE PAST FEW WEEKS IF HE'D WANTED SO I DON'T THINK THAT'S HIS GAME
NOT ATM ANYWAYBESIDES. DOCTOR-SHAGGING.
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Date: 2006-08-05 03:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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