agent_harkness | (no subject)

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Hi everyone! What a great-looking group of people. Who's for champagne?

She is. Accept it. You're doing this to yourself by denying the reality of the situation. She is your mother.

~~Would you like me to spank you again?~~

FUCK OFF SHE IS NOT MY MUM SHE NEVER TALKS TO ME

Maybe later

Is that why you never talk to anyone else? What would you like to talk to her about? What would you say to her if she were here right now? Pretend I'm her for a moment, just humour me.

OK

That would just be weird. Also it would mean talking about my feelings. Besides, you're not her.

You know this is the root of all your problems, don't you, you silly lonely little boy? We are going to have to go talk to her then. Or to a very expensive therapist. Or you're going to have to talk to me.

Your choice.

I'm not calling you mum if I do. I'm not saying I'll talk to you, but if I do.

If you do, I'm here for you, OK? And you don't have to call me anything, sweetie.
*kisses you*

*fidgets*

Yes, well, I feel much better now thanks.

Stop fidgeting!

Sorry I didn't mean to say that in my stern maternal voice again. Have I ruined the mood?

OH GOD YOU'RE JUST LIKE HER

Well, it will be easy to tell me what you want to get off your chest then, won't it?
Talk to me. That's not a friendly request. Talk. To. Me.

What about?

Your feeeeeeelings.
Towards your mother, or Penelope, or whatever you want to call her.

Well. Yeah. My feelings. I have some of those.

Could you maybe elaborate on at least one of them?

Which one?

Pick one.

You pick one.

OK. Do you love her?

Oh, yes, I love everyone.

That's a start.
How do you feel about her being human?

What do you mean how do I feel about it?

I don't know.

She just is?

Well, yes, obviously she is.

If you had had a choice in the matter, would she have been human? As opposed to from that planet you never mention?

Well, I have nothing against humans. They're very nice. And I didn't much like the other lot, on the whole. So I don't think I mind much that she's a monkey.

*sporfles*
A monkey, you say? Can you elaborate on why you chose that particular word to refer to the human race?