Is that why you never talk to anyone else? What would you like to talk to her about? What would you say to her if she were here right now? Pretend I'm her for a moment, just humour me.
You know this is the root of all your problems, don't you, you silly lonely little boy? We are going to have to go talk to her then. Or to a very expensive therapist. Or you're going to have to talk to me.
Well, I have nothing against humans. They're very nice. And I didn't much like the other lot, on the whole. So I don't think I mind much that she's a monkey.
You are half-human though, my darling, by virtue of your dearest mother. How do you feel about your own half-humanity? Does that make you half monkey as well, then?
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:34 pm (UTC)OK
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:37 pm (UTC)That would just be weird. Also it would mean talking about my feelings. Besides, you're not her.
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:39 pm (UTC)Your choice.
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:41 pm (UTC)I'm not calling you mum if I do. I'm not saying I'll talk to you, but if I do.
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:45 pm (UTC)*kisses you*
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:46 pm (UTC)*fidgets*
Yes, well, I feel much better now thanks.
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:50 pm (UTC)Sorry I didn't mean to say that in my stern maternal voice again. Have I ruined the mood?
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:51 pm (UTC)OH GOD YOU'RE JUST LIKE HER
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:55 pm (UTC)Talk to me. That's not a friendly request. Talk. To. Me.
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:56 pm (UTC)What about?
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:57 pm (UTC)Towards your mother, or Penelope, or whatever you want to call her.
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Date: 2006-07-03 01:59 pm (UTC)Well. Yeah. My feelings. I have some of those.
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 02:03 pm (UTC)Which one?
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 02:07 pm (UTC)You pick one.
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 02:15 pm (UTC)Oh, yes, I love everyone.
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:17 pm (UTC)How do you feel about her being human?
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:18 pm (UTC)What do you mean how do I feel about it?
I don't know.
She just is?
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:21 pm (UTC)If you had had a choice in the matter, would she have been human? As opposed to from that planet you never mention?
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:25 pm (UTC)Well, I have nothing against humans. They're very nice. And I didn't much like the other lot, on the whole. So I don't think I mind much that she's a monkey.
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:29 pm (UTC)A monkey, you say? Can you elaborate on why you chose that particular word to refer to the human race?
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:31 pm (UTC)Well, there's thing called evolution, and it's complicated but you're basically monkeys.
Nothing wrong with monkeys. I'm only making fun of you species.
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:33 pm (UTC)You are half-human though, my darling, by virtue of your dearest mother. How do you feel about your own half-humanity? Does that make you half monkey as well, then?
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