OK, first things first. Your mom ordered the Ood to steal the vat and bring it to Victorian England. I guess you know that part already. It's not the Oods' fault - they just do whatever you tell 'em. But it's not really Penny's fault either.
The High Council has files on you a planet wide, Mister Harkness. Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't call in my Guard right now and have you arrested on the spot?
Don't think for one moment that our past - indiscretions - will hold you any sway with me.
One good reason? Sure. If the Doctor wants his vat baby back, he needs me to broker a deal for him. You wanna drag me off, fine - you be the one to explain to him why he'll never see little Fred again.
Thank God! Someone sensible at last. Listen, keep your clothes on, baby - you're coming with me. And by "coming" I mean leaving now. We'll get your baby back and then we'll celebrate.
C'est bon, baby! While they're distracted by the drugs, take my hand, and I'll teleport with you to the Secret Time Agency Laboratory where they're holding Fred's vat.
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Date: 2006-07-02 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-02 10:24 pm (UTC)Yes and no.
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Date: 2006-07-02 10:31 pm (UTC)Are you two shagging?
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Date: 2006-07-02 10:15 pm (UTC)omg hi jack i missed your trousers!
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Date: 2006-07-02 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-02 10:25 pm (UTC)i missed your penis too!
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Date: 2006-07-02 10:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-07-02 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 04:25 am (UTC)The High Council has files on you a planet wide, Mister Harkness. Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't call in my Guard right now and have you arrested on the spot?
Don't think for one moment that our past - indiscretions - will hold you any sway with me.no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 05:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-07-03 05:46 am (UTC)Forgive me, madame, but are they not all... dead?
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Date: 2006-07-03 07:55 am (UTC)*does the sad puppy look*
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Date: 2006-07-03 12:49 am (UTC)*leans down*
*strokes a delicate tentacle along his jawline*
Caviar?
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Date: 2006-07-03 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 05:50 am (UTC)*folds clothes neatly*
*slithers into jacuzzi on other side of captain jack and disappears almost completely under water*
Aaaaaaaaahhhhh.
I am unfamiliar with the condiments which should be supplied. Old Bay seasoning, or just a light butter sauce?
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Date: 2006-07-03 03:19 am (UTC)UM
YOU KNOW - THAT STUFF
THE GREEN PLAY-DOH
THAT THE DOCTOR DOESN'T LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME
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Date: 2006-07-03 05:13 am (UTC)*stands up out of the water, showing off magnificent torso, and extracts some of the magic stuff out of his bag*
*pops it into the jacuzzi's filter intake*
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Date: 2006-07-03 05:38 am (UTC)OOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHH
TRAILS MAN...BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL TRAILS...
*WATCHES PRETTY COLOURS DRIFTING OFF FROM VARIOUS INANIMATE OBJECTS*
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Date: 2006-07-03 08:27 am (UTC)but I'm happy to get naked and wet for anyonebut I will do anything to get back my precios emo TimeVatBaby.Do what you must.
And that, do that again. You are very forward I must say. *squirms* I like that in a man.no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 08:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-03 08:39 am (UTC)I like you. You're very...persuasive. Let's go.
Celebrate how?
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Date: 2006-07-03 09:52 am (UTC)Carte blanche, baby, anything vous voulez
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