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[agent_harkness]

Hi everyone! What a great-looking group of people. Who's for champagne?

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

My perfect French blossom?

*moans* Oh, God, I'm such a terrible person. *pounces*

I won't mess it up! We'll save Fred and then raise her to be as clever as me and as confident as you only less slutty. Oh, should we have her neutered just in case?

[mme_depompadour]

Yeah, whatever.

*spanks* Did I say you could pounce? Hmmm? What have I taught you about being polite and asking nicely? *spanks again* You're a very, very naughty boy.

Neutering might be helpful, yes.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Sunshine of my eyes?

*mewls*

[mme_depompadour]

You're weird.

*kisses it better*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

But you love that, yeah?

*emo orgasm stuff*

[mme_depompadour]

I do, yes. I can never stay mad at you.

*is pleased*
Good boy. You owe me one.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

That's one of the many things I like about you.

*happysigh*

[mme_depompadour]

I love you, my darling.

*kisses your forehead*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I like you a lot.

I have issues.

[mme_depompadour]

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I am going to help you clear those up, just you wait. Even if I have to beat them out of you.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I do, oh I do so much. *handporns*


*eeps*

[mme_depompadour]

*handporns you back*


Trust me. I know what I'm doing. It won't hurt much.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I don't like my issues

[mme_depompadour]

I know you don't sweetie. We'll fix them, I promise. It will all be OK. *strokes you*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I think I have a thing for Penelope.

[mme_depompadour]

*kisses you* It's OK, sweetness. It's a normal Oedipal thing, don't get worked up about it. We'll sort it out together.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I didn't used to have a thing. It's new.

[mme_depompadour]

I know, my dearest. Do you want to talk about it?
Was it all the baked goods? Or her being strict with you and stealing our baby?

Or was it just the fucking in her house that did it? Did you want her to see? Did you want her to walk in on you? And call you a naughty dirty boy? Make you wash you mouth out with soap and stand in the corner maybe? Or any other stereotypically Victorian punishments?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

WTF talk? No.

She is quite scary and is intelligent and powerful. It was alright until I stopped thinking of her as my mother. Then I realised that she's quite hot.

[mme_depompadour]

I see. So it's just the disowning thing, then?
You are going to have to accept that she is your mother, my darling. There is no other way around it. She gave birth to you. You sprang from her loins. She raised you, and fed you baked goods. She gave you baths and dressed you and punished you when you were bad. She is your mother. YOUR MOTHER, OK?

She fucked your father. Whoever that might be, it's not like you ever tell me anything until it's way too late.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I am conflicted in my head.

[mme_depompadour]

*kisses your forehead again*
I know, my emo love. We'll get through this.
*hugs you*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Penelope is hot.

[mme_depompadour]

SHE IS YOUR MOTHER, GODDAMMIT! Stop calling her Penelope. This is not a healthy place to be, darling, really. Would you like me to dress up like her some time? Would that help get it out of your system?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

She is NOT my mother!

...it might.