Dear Diary

[agent_harkness]

Life is good.

*smokes cigarillo*

Comments

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

You're certainly doing well for yourself, Mr. Harkness.

[agent_harkness]

Well, *hello* there... ;-)

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

Hello, yourself. *winks*

You know, I seem to have some sway with The Doctor. He uses me as sort of a... sounding board. If your manly charms don't work on him (which I most certainly doubt, your prowess is legendary), maybe I can be of some assistance.

and if not, can i get a little action too? ;)

[agent_harkness]

We aim to please! *pounces*

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

And pleasing you are!

*purrs*

[agent_harkness]

You know, we could get busted for a Fourth Wall Violation for doing this.

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

I believe your friend The Doctor has "violated" that already just by talking to me and the others of my "persuasion". But come on, Captain, you're not an out of bounds sort of guy! You said so yourself!

and i've missed you. terribly.

[agent_harkness]

Yeah, but the Doctor can get away with stuff like that. You don't wanna know what happens to people who get caught.

What's more, right now Lynda is holding me at laser point, which would cramp any guy's style...

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

I noticed. You poor thing. I believe you intentions are pure. Just keep repeating the same thing to her over and over and I'm sure it'll finally click.

Because you have learned your lesson, right? That the Time Agency are a bunch of lying bastards that deserve their heads on a pike, right? They are not able to be trusted. And you know that, now. You know that ancient Earth proverb, "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me" kinda thing.

*wink wink nudge nudge*

[lyndawithay]

Aren't you just looking like the cat who ate the canary!

*smacks your ass playfully*

[agent_harkness]

All this seafood is good for a man's health.

[lyndawithay]

I'm feeling pretty cheerful myself, thanks to you.

[agent_harkness]

*smooch*

*ponders how to bag the Doctor*

[lyndawithay]

You've been so wonderful to me...you're one of the only people here that treats me as something more than just another person to be tolerated.

I'd love to do something nice for you in return.

Anything at all you'd like.

Doesn't have to be sexual.

Can be.

Up to you.

And anytime you like.

Think about it. Let me know.

From what I've seen? Tell him you like him. That ought to do it.

[agent_harkness]

Have I told you lately that you're a goddess? *kisses thigh*

[lyndawithay]

And you - are an angel.

*quick gasp*

A very, VERY naughty angel.


*massages your shoulders*

[agent_harkness]

No angel, me. *sighs*

[lyndawithay]

...would you like to talk about it?

[agent_harkness]

...

I think I know what I want you to do for me.

[lyndawithay]

Name it.

[agent_harkness]

No. Not you. My sweet Lynda. *kisses*

[lyndawithay]

*kisses back*

Not me what? What is it?

[agent_harkness]

Tell you what - d'you think you could get me into the TARDIS tea room? >;-)

[lyndawithay]

...why?

[type4o.livejournal.com]

THAT DEPENDS

CAN YOU GET ME BACK MY WHOLE NEW WAVE CD COLLECTION THAT K-9 ERASED FROM MY HARD DRIVE THE LITTLE TIN TROGLODYTE?